75 Random Facts About Me

1) I cannot get a tan. This fact made for an interesting childhood. You cannot imagine the mocking that was received at public pools. (ever been called "chalk?") - I'm fucking Irish people....
2) I hate public pools (and hot tubs). Seriously... do you like soaking in germs and urine?
3) I cannot stand cereal. On a related item.. I also hate watching people eat cereal
4) I used to hate steak until 3 years ago.
5) I am a closet smoker
6) Miller Lite is WAY better then Bud Light... and with the amount of Lite that I drink, I should know
7) I used to hate lifting weights, now I do so religiously.
8) I hate driving in the back of mini-vans
9) I have never been in a fist fight, I have been always been able to talk my way out. Believe me... I should have been punched many times for being a smart ass
10) When my mom was pregnant, the doctors told her I would be still-born. Obviously not, true - or is it???
11) My parents were divorced and the shit head dad died when I was 10. I hate getting pity from others for this fact.
12) Most people annoy me, but I never tell them.
13) I hate when people just "drop by" my house without calling ahead. Seriously, is it to much to ask to call ahead? I could be watching porn or something
14) I am not a spontanous person, although everyone thinks that I am
15) I went to Catholic school and DON'T practice for many, MANY reasons (for example - why does the Vatican have so much money? mmm)
16) I don't like to read, but tell people I do.
17) I love libraries... there is something sexual about the envoronment. I probably think this due to watching to much soft-porn on HBO as a child
18) I don't wear sandals
19) People assume that I am never serious... when in fact I am almost always serious, I just have a strange way of showing it.
20) I like being left handed
21) I hate to golf and have made it clear that I do. However, people always ask me to golf with them.
22) I like to be alone.
23) I get dizzy if I get close to an open coffin at a funeral
24) I have always had friends that are girls
25) I don't like getting attention
26) I can make a joke out of anything.
27) I don't want kids.
28) My privacy is one of the most important things in my life
29) I don't like confrontation but am forced to deal with it several times a day
30) College was fun... but I rarely went to class. Somehow still graduated
31) I was scared that I would become a priest until I was 12 yrs old.
32) I am over paid for what I actually do at work
33) Christmas IS about presents
34) I am deathly afraid of bats
35) Introduced my college campus to the act of "upper decking." If someone wants details on this - ask
36) Once played White Lion's song "Little Fighter" 30 times in a row as a college radio DJ... can you say lots of hate email/calls?
37) Fucking Ohio State Football is a religious experience
38) I never wear white underwear
39) I prefer to text message rather then to actually talk to someone on the phone
40) Perfect vacation: sleep, beer, repeat
41) I fucking love White Castle
42) I sweat buckets when I eat spicy food
43) I like spicy food
44) I almost never eat lunch
45) I have a fear of becoming fat
46) I have never liked my first name --- don't ask
47) I would wear a T-Shirt everywhere if I could. Instead, I wear suits most every week day
48) If I don't understand something, I will fake it
49) I do not like to order pizza for delivery
50) I would eat pizza everyday (refer to #45)
51) It takes me at least 30 mins. to fall asleep at night
52) When showering, I have to wash the shlong last.
53) I never read in the bathroom
54) I like to cuss (FUCK!)
55) I have made big decisions based on a magic 8 ball
56) I listen to talk radio
57) I like Beach Boys music.
58) I own the sound track from the movie "Shaft" (....shut yo mouth...)
59) Woman wearing thigh-high stockings ... that's the shit!
60) Once owned 30 pair of athletic shoes... I own 2 now
61) I like to watch all the Charlie Brown/Peanuts holiday specials when they are on TV
62) I read celebrity gossip
63) Am I the only one that thinks Melissa Rivers is hot?
64) I will eat one kind of food on my plate at a time and most often will not eat the last bite on my plate
65) Are you actually still reading this?
66) I become attached easily
67) I assume that most people are good people
68) If any of the Rocky movies are on TV, I have to watch them
69) The shortest relationship I have ever had was 2 years
70) I feel guilty easily - thanks for fuckin' being Irish Catholic
71) J. Walker scotch is the whip - I'd dip my dick in it if I could wait, I guess I "could"
72) I always want to eat Chinese food when hung over
73) The way a female's foot looks is important to her over all attractivness - horse hoof paws are gross
74) I have never hooked up with a "portly" female
75) I hate mayo