Well, I got nothing today. My life is really not that interesting as I am sure you all are starting to figure out (and seeing that I only have 1 reader that only reads this b/c the "blog" is somewhat in her namesake). Yesterday at work proved to be like most other days, crap came in, crap went out. And like most days, at 3PM I started staring at the clock until 4PM hit and I was out the door like a bat out of hell. I had decided earlier in the day that I would not be going to the gym as Mondays at the gym are generally full of steroid full, frat boy, cock blocks. I had tried to get some friends together to hang out, but alas... they must have lives and all declined my invitation. So, I went to the local watering hole down the road to visit with my favorite bartender (and by favorite bartender, I mean the one that pushes free beer my way. I'm not sure why, but I have learned NEVER to question free beer. I only hope that the free beer isn't in an effort to get me to have butt love with a clown or something. But, if it is, so be it...it is free beer!). So there I was engaged in a lovely conversation with said bartender when this fuckin dude comes in an sits down right next to me. I kind of know the guy as he is somewhat of a regular, but that doesn't exactly mean that I want to chat. So after about 30 minutes of this fuck-tard talking about baseball and how he plowed some lady sitting across the room the night before (and by looking at her I can only assume her johnson is bigger then mine) I couldn't stand it any longer and asked for the check. And as usual, the bill was ridiculously low due to the "discount." I was off and on the way to the home stead. The weather outside was great, so me and the pup played outside for an hour or so. And that's about it ... at this point anyone reading this (Jen) has probably figured out that the few minutes spent with this drivel is time you will never get back. Like I said, I got nuthin'... hopefully something of note will occur soon for me to share.
Points of note:
Indians win in extra innings last night
Last Sat, the Ohio State Spring game occurred. 75,000 packed the "shoe" to watch what is essentially a scrimmage. Gotta love the Buckeye Nation!
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Hey!! That's what blogs are for....senseless drivel. Am I wrong? Besides, what's boring to you, is intensely amusing to me.
I think you have a flair for writing. AND, I'm not being a smartass.
Your night sounds alot like mine...minus the chick with the big johnson. LMAO
Thanks, Jen! Seeing as you are my only reader it seems that I have 100% reader satisfaction. I'm glad your night didn't include a chick with a big johnson... that would shatter a few of my perceptions/mental images
Give it time....the readers will come!!!
Would it help if I put my pud on display and titled the post "When in Doubt, Just Wang It!"
Very possibly....or you could just start doing HNT!! LMAO
I'll agree with Jin, blogs are supposed to be senseless but what is mundane to you is usually comforting, amusing, or entertaining to some extent to others.... No fear on the readers bro, after a year..... I've still got my usual 3. *smirk*
-Twisty
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